bowling champion…bow down little ones.
Saturday I went to one craaazee party! I gotta admit though, I wasn’t too happy about going until I got there. It was my friend’s-friend’s kid’s birthday party at Yerba Buena Bowl. Three lanes with gutter blockers and tons of purple and pink 5 lb balls-some with bonus booger-surprises in the holes. I did not want to babysit anyone on my weekend.
Gutter blockers rule! I rocked those 7and 8 year olds. I had the highest score and I wasn’t even trying. It was close though, it wasn’t like I was 10 times better than the kids- maybe like 3-4 times better.
I looked something like this. Arm all contorted and out of place- it’s my signature swing.
And my finish looks something like this.
We got stickers and plastic rings with Dora the explorer characters for party favors. Mine was stolen, but I got some extra stickers in the end-let’s call it karma. The pizza was okay, the cheese was a bit clumpy and the crust a bit doughy, but overall it was okay. The soda was a bit too syrupy, but drinkable still. Maybe I’m being too generous, I was in pretty high spirits after my championship game. That’s like, at least 3 extra bonus stars for anything.
These are like the chumps i made dog meat out of…