he looked EXACTLY like this!
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3 beers, a broken frame and a weird, fellow homeless crasher later (fellow *just the “crasher” part) it is time to go. Just as take my last swig of random beer from overcrowded sofa arm, a guy in a white shirt and purple tie starts chatting with me.
I’m in time-to-bust-this-joint mode, not hit-up-more-friendly-conversation mode, so […]
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Peering into other people’s homes is totally kosher as long as you are able to keep at least one foot on the sidewalk. It’s what they want, people want you to look in and drool over their gigantic televisions, covet their pretty lives. That’s why they leave curtains wide open, They want you to imagine […]
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This is a first post in an on-going “countdown series”.
Party season is here. What is party season? It’s the season of ‘themed parties’. During the summer time, most parties are backyard bar-b-ques or drinks on the porch. It’s not until the fall that we start to see dress-up-and-go-crazy parties (RE: Halloween) or black tie affairs […]
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tHeRe aRe fEw ThIngs iN cYber wOrLd tHat aRe mOrE aNnoYinG tHaN pEoPle wHo lOvE tO tYpE lIkE tHiS…
That, and people who like to virtual laugh like this,
“kee kee kee”
No one laughs like that. Well, maybe if you are Ernie from Sesame Street.
Tonight at the 500 club I met a real life “Ernie” The 500 […]
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Most people in this country will never attend a party with all-you-can-eat caviar and champagne fountains made with vintage Dom. That’s why - as a nation - we love to gawk. At least, I do. I love to wonder at the extravagance of the ultra wealthy. I covet their fancy cars and I judge their […]
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this is entry no. 1 and since i’m no good at introductions and even worse at small talk, i thought i would write about what’s right now, and right now it’s all about canker sores (not to be confused with the herpes simplex virus) which is way grosser.
see.
ever since i was a kid i got […]
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Welcome to the official blog of PlumDrama.com. Please visit this site frequently for party tips, tricks, and stories (both good and bad). We’re sure you’ll learn something. Even if it’s useless
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